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Hello, my name is Tom.

Posted May 22, 2001 1:54 PM.

Hello, my name is Tom. I'll be your host tonight at plasticbag.org - so just relax and let me take care of everything. What's that you say? What's happening in the world today? I honestly don't know madam. What's that you say? That I should know? Because I'm running a weblog? What rubbish woman. Get your coat and get the hell out of here. I'm not here for your amusement. Jesus. And yes I was aware that Clare and Tom from Big Brother are expecting a baby. What do you think I am? Completely disconnected from the world?

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