Returned to the 'From You
Returned to the 'From You Know Who You Are Department', With Thanks: Say you were at a party with a woman who dislikes you and most of your friends and isn't afraid to say so, and you were chatting to a friend of yours who's just decided to go out with said woman, and you kind of felt the need to know why he was doing it so you asked him, only for her to answer the question several days later in rather twisty-turny grammar on her website by suggesting that she gave the best head in town, wouldn't you reply affectionately that after an exhaustive survey of the male weblogger population - all other qualities aside - her capacity for blow-jobs was considered merely adequate? I know I wouldn't. Because it would be wrong.
