On Jewish men and Gentile men...
Extracts of an AIM conversation between Dan Brilliant (Jewish, Straight) and Tom Coates (Gentile, Gay) about the merits of Mr Noah Wyle - a conversation that swiftly descends into smut. Tom has just declared (once more) his love for the star of ER.
Dan: hurray for skinny jews with long sensitive faces
Dan: er
Tom: I don't think he is Jewish actually
Tom: I think he's HALF Jewish
Tom: and on the wrong side
Dan: hah
Dan: jew
Tom: hahaha
Tom: fag!
Tom: er...
Tom: I wish people wouldn't keep doing that
Tom: I don't ONLY fancy Jewish people!
Tom: (although it fucking seems like it sometimes)
Dan: it's ok
Dan: jews are very fanciable
Dan: some
Tom: Yeah, but they don't understand the increased sensitivity of the uncut knob-end
Tom: therefore are mostly a disaster in bed
Dan: but i'd love to be fly on the wall of your psychoanalyst sessions
Dan: girls also
Tom: aha!
Tom: interesting
Dan: don't understand the difference
Tom: one you have to stroke with a feather
Tom: one you have to attack with a sandblaster
Tom: get them confused and you're in trouble
Dan: yep
Dan: getting someone to be that violent with one's schlang is hard
Tom: hahahahah
Dan: but necessary
Tom: I wish I felt comfortable enough to put this conversation up on plasticbag.org
