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Thoughts on the fronts of

Posted April 18, 2002 10:57 PM.

Thoughts on the fronts of men's trousers: Many trousers seem to me to be designed to work a little like cod-pieces. The rucking at the front is designed to give an impossibly ridiculous cock-like peak that clearly ISN'T cock, but by its presence distracts from bulges, shapes etc that could be considered cock-like. All men in the world can be divided into those who wear trousers that accentuate their cock or replace it with something larger, or those that wear trousers that manfully withhold themselves. It's uncouth to take your cock out in public. Similarly, it's vulgar to wear trousers that have a sole purpose of cock enhancement. Or such is my opinion...

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