So if you're going to sell your soul down the river for £25 and a box of liquorice allsorts, you'd better get your bloody move on...
Over the last few weeks I've become the semi-official online promotional orifice of the Guardian's Best British Blog competition, and with just over a week and a half to go, it's time to remember - if you're planning to sell your soul down the river for £25 and a box of liquorice allsorts, you'd better get your bloody move on...