You don't know...
Matt Webb has been away on holiday for almost a week. But you couldn't tell, could you? His alien tentacles have created tiny robot typing minions to write content for him while he's away. He's also assembled this other device that means that you can create new content out of old ropey bits of crap that you have lying around. Not that he's using that at the moment... Not that you'd know though. It has occurred to me that I could just start running all my content again from just over three years ago until now and that the only thing that would give it away would be that some of the links wouldn't work. Not that my life's really repetitive or anything, or that nothing's really changed in three years or that I need a boyfriend or anything. I don't know why you'd think that. Furthest thing from my mind. Sigh. Actually, I'll tell you one thing for nothing while you're reeling from the lack of web-related content... One thing has changed over the last three years. Now everyone I lust after has a long term partner. Age is a terrible thing. Never get old, my children...
