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Posted August 17, 2003 7:17 PM.

Everybody has a space alien twin - who watches over us day and night: "For every human being on Earth, there appears to be an alien counterpart who takes care of them when times get tough, who shares the same thoughts and who bears a remarkable resemblance to them physically," says respected cosmologist Dr. Thomas Coates. "This relationship appears to be the true cause of thousands of so-called abduction experiences -- and perhaps every story we've ever heard about guardian angels."

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I somehow found that alien face with the bosom body arousing. I wonder if regression analysis will reveal secret flings with Aliens in smoothy silk underwear. Oh wait, there's a flaw in this thinking.... perhaps.

→ Posted by: Gummi at August 17, 2003 7:49 PM

i was told by someone once that the occurence of twins in the womb at an early cellular level is much more common than we'd imagine. that therefore many people have a lifelong sense of grieving and searching for their unborn twin.

→ Posted by: russell higgs at August 18, 2003 10:10 AM

If there's a guardian alien watching my every move and supposedly looking out for me, I'd really like to know where the hell it was when I packed my last job in and why the hell it didn't tell me to take a holiday instead of quitting. For this failure alone it deserves a damn good hiding.

→ Posted by: suw at August 18, 2003 10:50 PM

The weirdest theories are often the correct ones. And certainly, wouldn't it be better to have an all knowing guardian, taking care of us little humans, than to go alone? An alien taking care of us from the distance would be nice.

→ Posted by: Camilo at August 21, 2003 6:55 PM

Hmm. I'm not so sure about that. Sounds a bit creepy to me. My friend Cal once said something about God that I think's vaguely pertinent - "So God's everywhere, right? So does that mean he watches children undress?"

→ Posted by: Tom Coates at August 21, 2003 10:04 PM

Yes, I agree and have had some personal experiences perhaps explained by this hypothesis. My similars suspicions lead me to name my band, "Guardian Alien", in 1996

→ Posted by: Guy M. Davis at October 13, 2005 1:30 AM

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