More Secret Santa poetry...
Posted November 13, 2003 10:09 AM.
Weblogger south, Weblogger north!
Come hear my tale of Christmas glee...
Which this year shall be much in rhyme
(I'm sorry and please bear with me...)
A mount so high it touches space;
Within: a massive darkened cave,
Wherein a sharp and pointy race
Of tiny elves has been enslaved...
And in the centre, Mrs Claus -
A tower of computer might
(And built for no apparent cause)
Stands passive in the candlelight.
Beside her there's a silhouette
A disconnected robot form
Who waits each year for holidays
The chance to serve and be reborn.
But then, what's this? The Yule alarm!?
A klaxxon sounds throughout the lair
And with a twitch, the robot's arm
Thrusts holly fistfuls in the air!
He stands, a monster, next the flames
That every year before hath burned.
And lo! His robot voice proclaims
That SECRET SANTA HAS RETURNED!
Comments
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Site not clear on who it's aimed at. Is it the general public or bloggers?
Looks pretty though.
→ Posted by: Cloggs at November 14, 2003 11:05 AM
It's for people with personal sites. They don't have to be webloggers, but they need to have some kind of site, so that people have a contact point.
→ Posted by: Tom Coates at November 14, 2003 12:40 PM
that was the dumbest secret santa poem i've ever read. My teacher said so too
→ Posted by: George Washington at November 11, 2005 7:05 PM
hi!
I thought that was a pretty clever poem. Did you make it upTom? I am trying to make up a poem to give my secret santa clues to who i am. Have any suggestions?
Mahalo,
Katie
→ Posted by: katie at November 25, 2005 8:48 PM