On faltering footsteps with PHP...
Wow. What a frustrating few days. I've been working on a project in the background (not too exciting - don't get your hopes up) that vaguely involves PHP and I know nothing about PHP. I'm a programming weenie. You know - I do words and layouts and stuff. And occasionally ideas. So I've been throwing myself at it with profound diligence, concentrating like some kind of concentrating ninja on the task in hand. And after two days of as-much-concentration-as-I-can-manage-nowadays I find myself with something about a third done. And kind of done a little bit wrong as well. Thanks to Matt Biddulph for the PHP parsing guidance...