You randy bastards are taking to whorechalking like you were snorting it up from the firm stomach of your latest $100 an hour sex-toy girl or boy. And why the hell not? You have a stressful job. You deserve a bit of release... So thanks to utt-erlly.com, b3ta.com, tanque.org, smoke signals, barking moose, virulent memes, house 8, eatonweb, Ben 'Beatnik' Hammersley, adactio and the linkmachine, without whom it would be much harder to find people prepared to sell their bodies. I hope you're all proud guys...
There's never been a better time to satisfy yourself on a member of the lumpen proletariat - but Mr and Mrs Moral Majority keep getting in the way. We're all up for a bit of group action - especially when they're freebies, but really - their twin sets and pearls and tweedy jackets are far from the thong-invested love-cracks that get WCHQ steamy. The solution? Whorechalking of course!
We've had our first contemporary sighting of Whorechalking - and boy is it a doozy. Turns out that geeks are very much filthy filthy dirty dirty people - and quite prepared to sell themselves for a busy handful of hard, thick and throbbing cash. And whorechalk HQ thinks they love it too. This shot - taken at a camp-site in the North of England - sees a whorechalk left by a satisfied dork-fetishist (note the smiley face in the top right) who has indulged in wicked evil-sex with one of the heavily pocket-protected. That tent looks like a really good place to show the code-obsessed little tart who's the REAL man around here...
One of our readers has written in with evidence that Whorechalking isn't a modern phenomenon - but has roots that stretch back world-wide and through many many different cultures... And in a way - doesn't that make paying someone for sex just that little bit more of a moral thing to do? We at Whorechalking HQ think yes... yes... very much it does... uh huh...
• whorechalking in the far-east
• whorechalking with the courtesans of lucknow
Have you seen some whorechalk figures in your history books? Then e-mail whorechalking@plasticbag.org!
You know how it is... You've been made to feel small in a meeting... Or maybe you've just sealed that huge deal for your company - but you can't vent your pure male macho juice in the office without getting hauled up on workplace discrimination charges by some punk-ass twelve-year-old who's crawled above you on the greasy pole... punternet has let you down, you're new to the area... How do you find that how piece of jailbait ass that you've been hankering for? Well thanks to the magic of chalk and walls you can now be quickly and easily connected to the seediest side of the sex industry wherever you go! Introducing WHORECHALKING [pdf]. Prove your manhood today. Go fuck something!