We've had our first contemporary sighting of Whorechalking - and boy is it a doozy. Turns out that geeks are very much filthy filthy dirty dirty people - and quite prepared to sell themselves for a busy handful of hard, thick and throbbing cash. And whorechalk HQ thinks they love it too. This shot - taken at a camp-site in the North of England - sees a whorechalk left by a satisfied dork-fetishist (note the smiley face in the top right) who has indulged in wicked evil-sex with one of the heavily pocket-protected. That tent looks like a really good place to show the code-obsessed little tart who's the REAL man around here...