There's never been a better time to satisfy yourself on a member of the lumpen proletariat - but Mr and Mrs Moral Majority keep getting in the way. We're all up for a bit of group action - especially when they're freebies, but really - their twin sets and pearls and tweedy jackets are far from the thong-invested love-cracks that get WCHQ steamy. The solution? Whorechalking of course!